Harry had never believed he would meet a boy he hated more than Dudley, but that was before he met Draco Malfoy.

(Source: sextective)

victyrion:

jibblyuniverse:

turntechhgodhead:

groupautogenics2:

monarchie:

Iceland

where’s the fuckin ice

in Greenland

I still believe Iceland and Greenland sat down in a meeting one day and it started with
"You know what’ll piss people off"

that’s actually not too far off from what actually happened

(Source: kafkae)

back-that-sass-up:

legalmexican:

*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait

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tHATS THE FACE THATS THE FACE EXACLTY

theawkwardandtall:

Me: Hey roommate, how is your unpacking going?

Roommate: It’s great! I’m almost done.

Me: Neato! Btw, I like your Harry Potter poster. It’s totally awesome.

Roommate: Yeah, it’s supermegafoxyawesomehot!

Me: Haha - wait.

Roommate:

Both:

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captcreate:

Pissed off frogs are pissed off.

(Source: whatsuphotdogg)

freshiejuice:

i like that all the mama’s expressions are like “I DID IT! I MADE THESE FUZZY BURRITOS”

(Source: brebearsexybetch)

queercruzan:

sapphrikah:

himteckerjam:

coconuttygrey:

collegehumor:

Cookware has never been more exciting.

Finish reading —>  7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult

But- but cookware is exciting…

…I was just raving to my friend about my new electric kettle earlier today.

I love new cookware. :(

the first and the second ones, definitely

He touches it and they come.
me, very poorly trying to explain how Voldemort summons his Death Eaters with the Dark Mark (via londowney)

annantan:

Les deux faces 

kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this