Imagine Teddy getting a howler from Tonks and he starts to freak out but when he opens it, it’s like
TEDDY GUESS WHAT, THE WEIRD SISTERS ARE COMING TO TOWN. PACK YOUR THINGS, SON, I ALREADY TALKED TO MCGONAGALL AND SHE SAID IT’S COOL. MERLIN’S PANTS I’M SO EXCITED. DON’T TELL ANYONE OKAY, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T TELL DAD EITHER. OH FUCK, IS THIS A HOWLER? I FUCKED UP, I FUCKED UP.
And Remus at the teachers table covering his face to hide his laughter.
Cat. Book. Tea. Blankets. Flannel. The perfect combination.
girls fighting evil: those seeking redemption
what would an angel say?
the devil wants to know
-criminal, fiona apple
(they used to be on the side of those helping evil. they made mistakes. they followed the darkness, those with twisting horns, those with blood of innocents on their hands. they did the wrong thing, they did so many wrong things. they turn their back on the demons and turn back to their own human sisters. they turn their bullets to those eating hearts to try to ease their own.)
Slytherins like to hide out when they’ve been particularly stressed. They’ll find a cool corner to curl up in, with plush pillows and a duvet. Be patient, their rest (in their towering upstairs bedroom, or the basement den couch) could very well last anywhere from 12-72 hours. Don’t even try to take a Slytherin’s spot once it’s staked out for hibernation.
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Did you know these are the same dancers from the Chimney scene in Mary Poppins!?!
Still defining epic, after all these years.
this makes me so happy every time i see this
serious question: why aren’t dumb bro movies called dick flicks?
I AM CALLING THEM THIS NOW.
So today a little girl came into the library where I work in an Elsa costume and she looked just like Elsa and my boss made the mistake of walking up to her and saying “well hello, princess, how are you?” and the little girl just says “Excuse me, I am a queen” and walks away
This tree makes の sense.
Are you fucking kidding me.
All was well in heaven until one fateful day when Balthazar looked down on earth, turned to his brother Gabriel and said:
And thus are the origins of Sabriel.
This, children, is how we used to connect to the internet.
this gif should be slowed down immensely for accuracy.
am i the only one hearing the dialup noises in my head or no
ugh the dial up noises